Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Monday, May 3, 2010

Psalm 2010


PSALM 2010
Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
He has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
I am glad I am American,
I am glad that I am free.
But I wish I was a dog ..... And Obama was a tree.
Say Amen!

Friday, April 16, 2010

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Sunday, March 7, 2010

The Ant and The Grasshopper


Again my Fabulous cousin Penny sent me an e-mail I had to post. Feel free to copy and pass it on, and on, and on!


Subject: The Ant & The Grasshopper

This one is a little different...... Two Different Versions.................. Two Different Morals

OLD VERSION

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!


MODERN VERSION

The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving.

CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so? Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green...'

ACORN stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing, "We shall overcome." Then Rev. Jeremiah Wright has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake. President Obama condemns the ant and blames President Bush, President Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the Pope for the grasshopper's plight. Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.

Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government Green Czar and given to the grasshopper. The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn’t maintain it. The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again. The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the ramshackle, once prosperous and once peaceful, neighborhood. The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it.

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Be careful how you vote in 2010.

"I've sent this to you because I believe that you are an ant not a grasshopper! Make sure that you pass this on to other ants. Don't bother sending it on to any grasshoppers because they wouldn't understand it, anyway."

Friday, March 5, 2010

Rules for Kickin' ASS

This was an e-mail sent to me by my cousin. I feel it says many things I feel and want to share. In my family, my Father served in the Army, one of my brothers also served in the Army, one brother served in the Marines, and my little brother served in the Navy. I have a niece that is now in the Air Force serving our country.

I could go on listing my Aunt, Uncles and Cousins that have served but, I won't so you can get on to the letter. I don't know who wrote it but, we all need to take the time to read it.


Dear Civilians,

We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.

For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:

1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass.

2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their ass.

3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.

4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used to be 'Special Forces'. Collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old, now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.

5. Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do not ask them, 'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).

6. If you witness someone calling the *US Coast Guard* 'non-military', inform them of their mistake - and kick their ass.

7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her - of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking.

9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me - stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore would kick your ass!

10. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying 'Let's go kill those Commies!' And stop asking us where he is! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me - if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can go kick their ass!

11. 'Flyboy' (*Air Force*), 'Jarhead' (*Marines*), 'Grunt' (*Army*), 'Squid' (*Navy*), 'Puddle Jumpers' (*Coast Guard*), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Using them could get your ass kicked.

12. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day.

Without them, our Country would get it's ass kicked.

'It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press.'

'It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.'

'It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.'

'It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.'

AND ONE MORE:

13. If you ever see anyone singing the national anthem in Spanish - KICK THEIR ASS.

WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE!


IN GOD WE TRUST

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Team ESST Semi-Annual Sale Feb. 26 to 28

Team ESST Semi-Annual Promotion

Beginning at 12:00 AM EST February 26
and ending 12 pm Sunday EST February 28.
The Etsy Supply Street Team (ESST) will be holding its
Semi-Annual Supply Street Team Promotion.
This sale exclusively features the members of the
Etsy Supply Street Team!

Crafting supplies for most any project you may have.
Team members will be offering specials like free shipping, discounts, extra goodies,
and everyday fabulous prices.
And for a look at the Team members promos checkout out Team ESST Promo blog: http://esstpromo.blogspot.com/

Search TEAM ESST for all your supply needs!
http://www.etsy.com/search_results.php?search_type=supplies&search_query=team+esst&ref=auto
Also, check out our Promo thread in the Etsy Forums (will post when available)
We will be featuring the latest: *Deals *Sales *Bargains
*Great Every Day Prices
*Supplies for the Talented Artist in You!
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Sunday, January 31, 2010

SWEETHEART SALE for January 31 to February 6

ღஐƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒஐღ This WEEKS Special 1/31 ~ 2/6 * SWEETHEART SALE 25% off Anything red/pink or with red/pink on it/in it! - Write "SWEETHEART" in Message to Seller - We will refund the discount to your PayPal account:)ღஐƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒஐღ

All of shops will offer the same Weekly Special.















































Don't miss these great Deals, they are for this week only - January 31 to February 6.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Weekly Specials for January 24 to January 30

CarDonCreativeDesigns offers * An additional 30% off Our Sale/Special section - Write "30% off Sale" in Message to Seller - We will refund the discount to your PayPal account.Looking for craft or collectible buttons? GramsVintageButtons has many to choose from. This week we will be offering a *$5.00 Button Special!! ~ 8 carded buttons in a package! Great Deal!
Last week for CarDonsBitsandPieces offer of * Buy One, Get One FREE special! (free item equal or lesser value - not including shipping). Please make a note in the Message to Seller area - "BOGO". We will refund the discount to your PayPal account.
This weeks Special for LottieMaesVintage is * 20% off any Jewelry purchase~(does not include shipping fees)- note in Message to Seller area - "20% off Jewelry" . We will refund the discount to your PayPal account.

Don't miss these great Deals, they are for this week only - January 24 to January 30.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Our Shop Specials for Week of Jan 17 to Jan 23

This weeks Special for LottieMaesVintage is * 20% off any Pfaltzgraff item(s)~(does not include shipping fees)- note in Message to Seller area - "20% off Pfaltzgraff" . We will refund the discount to your PayPal account.
CarDonCreativeDesigns offers * 20% off EPOXY Charms - Write "20% of Epoxy" in Message to Seller - We will refund the discount to your PayPal account.
Looking for craft or collectible buttons? GramsVintageButtons has many to choose from. This week we will be offering * Buy One, Get One FREE (Free item to be od equal or lesser value ~ not including shipping)- Write "BOGO" in Message to Seller - We will refund the discount to your PayPal account.
Our CarDonsBitsandPieces shop will offer a * Buy One, Get One FREE special! (free item equal or lesser value - not including shipping). Please make a note in the Message to Seller area - "BOGO". We will refund the discount to your PayPal account.

Don't miss these great Deals, they are for this week only - January 17 to January 23.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Shop Specials Week of Jan 10 to Jan 16

This weeks Special for LottieMaesVintage is * 20% off any Geisha Girl item(s) purchase (does not include shipping fees)- note in Message to Seller area - "20% Geisha SALE" . We will refund the discount to your PayPal account.
Our CarDonsBitsandPieces shop will offer a * Buy one and Get one FREE special! (free item equal or lesser value - not including shipping). Please make a note in the Message to Seller area - "BOGO". We will refund the discount to your PayPal account.
Looking for craft or collectible buttons? GramsVintageButtons has many to choose from. This week we will be offering * FREE SHIPPING on purchase of $10.00 or more (not inlcuding shipping)- Write "FREE SHIPPING" in Message to Seller - We will refund the discount to your PayPal account.
CarDonCreativeDesigns offers An EXTRA 20% off our SALE/Specials Section (not including the shipping) - Write "Extra 20%" in Message to Seller - We will refund the discount to your PayPal account. Don't miss these great Deals, they are for this week only - January 10 to January 16.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Shop Specials Week of 1/3 to 1/9

This weeks Special for LottieMaesVintage is *Buy 1 pair of Earrings get 2nd 50% off (2nd pair equal or lesser value). Please note in Message to Seller area - "Earring Sale" . We will refund the discount to your PayPal account.
Looking for craft or collectible buttons? GramsVintageButtons has many to choose from. This week we will be offering 20% off our Bags of Buttons section! Please note in Message to Seller area - "20% sale". We will refund the discount to your PayPal account.Our CarDonsBitsandPieces shop will offer a Buy one and Get one FREE special! (free item equal or lesser value - not including shipping). Please make a note in the Message to Seller area - "BOGO". We will refund the discount to your PayPal account. For your jewelry making supplies, CarDonCreativeDesigns offers FREE SHIPPNG on purchases of 25$ or more (not including the shipping). Please make a note in Message to Seller - "FREE SHPPING" and we will refund the discount to your PayPal account.
Don't miss these great Deals, they are for this week only - January 3 to January 9.